Older Work

Shark Costume

Tick burrowing into skin

fun with skull

A cat with two faces

Gold Plate Truck

Hyena's tongue

(actually, it's a xoloitzcuintle dog)

Top 10 Photos of the Week

This anti-aging cream ad set new sales records whenever it ran






Technically it complied with zoning laws, but the invention of the
“Carden” insulted people’s intelligence on so many other levels

andid Camera was no where in sight, which made this request
for urine samples so incredibly alarming



Bathroom times were particularly quiet

The ritual was pointless, until they discovered fire


Workouts in Fairbanks were ever so lonely, especially for the swim team



At first her friends thought it was kinda cute until they found
Commissioner Gordon making surprise visits in the middle of the night


Some kids just really, really, really, really need attention

Sadness is a disease that affects all of us monkeys


Fred Claus, the early years


Some buildings make you ask “why?”, but this one begs the question “how?”


While the artwork was intriguing, most people were offended
by the use of dial telephone


The Bowie family had a rich history of making cool knives

but it later just went to their heads

This week’s amazing top 10 photos range from unusual to the direct opposite of unusual, whatever that is.

This weeks “obviousness award” winner


Perhaps there was a time where this may have seemed like a good idea,
but over the years novelty somehow turned to insanity

Stink Eye Fashionwear - Top 10 List

Why do people do it? Why do they commit hara kiri on the streets with their incredibly bad fashion, begging for the stink-eye from all onlookers?

We can only guess what disease must be infecting their brains, but clearly the fashion police have not been doing their job. Complete Top 10 List after the jump.

Gag me with a crow bar! This can’t be happening!

Quick, call the liposuction hotline! This is a travesty!

Gag me with a crow bar! This can’t be happening!


Might as well wear a whale around her neck.
At least then we wouldn’t have to look at the rest of her!

People can’t be this stupid! This doesn’t even work as a costume!



Death by Mascara! She obviously hasn’t read the
Whole Earth Whore Manual!

It even hurts to think about this one.
Probably from a nursing home on Jupiter!

What the hell is with the black socks? Arrrggghhh!
I hereby sentence you to death-by-weeny-roast!
We’d like to hear from you. Send us your best examples of Stink Eye Fashionwear. This is vital to the well-being of the entire planet. It now rests within your hands.

There is really no excuse for this!
I actually think this is a zoning violation!

I clearly didn’t get the memo. Is today “Jammy Day?”